Since I announced the theme, it would be rather uncool not to participate in it (ahem, ~T)

This is Kalbi. As lead vocals of the Korean Short Ribs, he rocks the stage on the mystifying Keytar. His supernatural ability to transform time and make chumps dance the robot style’ has made him a huge star in the underground dance clubs. He was Ramona’s beau during the tweaner’ years before she realized the 80′s sucked.



