A sensational thing occurred this week as the H letter Alphabeasts were released into the wilds of the internet. A brazen new beast, yellow as a jaundiced banana and with a particular taste for all things butts, broke away from the pack to become everyone’s favorite. This crazy creature is the Hadpanagus, discovered by a tiny genius known only as AZ. Here’s how she described this bottom fixated rascal:
“* HADPANAGUS just walks around & says “look! a butt!” & he eats butts! & grows butts! & wears butts! he just loves butts! *”
“Hadpanagus also hooks butts onto his butt, so all the butts trail along behind him like a tail. he already has a tail, so now that he hooked a butt tail on, he feels like he has two tails! he even sews butts together for blankets & pillows & matreses & carpets & you know what? he even sings about butts! he just needs butts! just give him some butts! he has millons of butts he has millons of piles of butts. he eats butts with butter he also chases giingerbread men a lot, so he can stick them in the crack and then put some salt and pepper and butter on!”
Here’s AZ’s original Hadpanagus drawing, taken from her very talented mother’s Lupi Loops site (see Lupi’s haute cuisine Hadpanagus here):
The Hadpanagus has taken control!! All butts are now his. Check out some other butt flavored fun from Andrew Neal and Isaac Cates who have both given in to Hadpanagus fever. Heck, get out there and draw your own Hadpanagus, why doncha now, hey? BUTTS!!!
